german and english dialogues

Hi, i'm Italian but as you can see from the title of the topic, i'll write in English, but i need to know what it said this two videos in german language, because i don't understand any word, because, at middle school and high school, i didn't have a chance to study german. Could you tell me everything they told bud spencer & terence hill in this two videos, and can you write me in german. One of them is from odds and evens, but it begin from trinity, after 20 seconds it change in odds and evens. Please help me.

P.S. Uh... and by the way, i have this video of go for it (nati con la camicia), it start form the begin, but at the centre of the video, terence talk with a lady and i don't understand any word, could you write me in English.

Here's the links:

it.youtube.com/watch?v=RI0O_Qy0FoM

it.youtube.com/watch?v=oeJNDaZL4kg

it.youtube.com/watch?v=cIIwD46pXhM&feature=related